We crossed (Super Silver Haze #6 x Xeno #6) x Xeno #30 to bring you Silver Spoon. Open the jar to a pungently gassy and sour aroma complimented by sweet minty high notes. This flower is dense, firm, sticky as glue and absolutely blasted with trichomes. You will enjoy the sweet, almost candy-like flavor on the pull, contrasted sharply with the tarry exhale. All in all, an excellent sativa dominant hybrid that will leave you chatty and energetic.
Glitch comes in with sharp, triangular nugs in a bright lime green, layered with olive tones and coated in a dense spread of small, intact trichome heads. The nose opens light with a candied bubblegum note before shifting into a louder fuel and pine profile that carries through the jar. On the palate, it leans sweet and slightly sour up front, grounded by a piney OG backbone, with a subtle bubblegum note lingering on the finish. The effect lands evenly, bringing a clear euphoric lift paired with a steady body buzz that helps ease tension without slowing things down.
The primal aroma of earthy pine and lemon zest will teleport your senses to another land. As your eyes refocus after the time warp, you’ll observe the dark green flower muted by a thick coat of trichomes with an even scatter of copper pistils. The nugs are dense, sticky and cured to perfection for a slow and steady burn. As you inhale your tongue will be treated to a creamy lemon flavor with distinct minty notes transforming into a spicy earthen exhale. Crossed with Legend of Nigeria and Milky Way, this sativa will hit you with a cerebral punch to the noggin followed by a swift soothing sensation over your entire body having you feeling like you just passed through a Stargate head first. An excellent choice for daytime use as it lends itself well to creative work and will not bog you down or leave you feeling tired.
Glitch comes in with sharp, triangular nugs in a bright lime green, layered with olive tones and coated in a dense spread of small, intact trichome heads. The nose opens light with a candied bubblegum note before shifting into a louder fuel and pine profile that carries through the jar. On the palate, it leans sweet and slightly sour up front, grounded by a piney OG backbone, with a subtle bubblegum note lingering on the finish. The effect lands evenly, bringing a clear euphoric lift paired with a steady body buzz that helps ease tension without slowing things down.
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Jack of Diamonds has sweet, sharp and peppery terps with a blend of energizing and talkative effects.
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Blackjack x (RC25 x Biscotti #1) #5
Low profile, high function. For the real ones who value time and precision, Uncle X’s 14pk delivers a stash of expertly rolled, .5g pre-rolls. Smooth, consistent, and always reliable, this pack is essential for the on-the-go smoker. It’s not just smart—it’s genius.
Glitch comes in with sharp, triangular nugs in a bright lime green, layered with olive tones and coated in a dense spread of small, intact trichome heads. The nose opens light with a candied bubblegum note before shifting into a louder fuel and pine profile that carries through the jar. On the palate, it leans sweet and slightly sour up front, grounded by a piney OG backbone, with a subtle bubblegum note lingering on the finish. The effect lands evenly, bringing a clear euphoric lift paired with a steady body buzz that helps ease tension without slowing things down.
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Permanent Shade, a cross of Permanent Marker and Nightshade is a heavy-hitting indica with dark green, purple, tree-shaped buds absolutely drenched in trichomes. This cut is potent in every sense: high cannabinoids, loud terps, and an effect that will glue you straight to the couch. If you’re looking for real strength, don’t just chase THC percentages, look for a high mix of all cannabinoids and terpenes.
The flavor is layered and connoisseur-grade, a mix of sweet top notes, nostril-stinging ethanol on the nose, and a creamy, candy-like, slightly astringent finish on the inhale. Warning: you might want to hide the snacks. This strain brings the munchies in full force.
After a whiff of this flower you’ll know exactly why this strain has earned this moniker. A rich candy aroma soaked in a gas will assault your nasal cavities the moment you lift the lid. Permanent Marker’s funky, diesel stank lingers in your nose and slowly diminishes until all that’s left is a faint sugary aroma bringing to mind a floral spring breeze. The deep olive greens and midnight purple of the leaves make the already thin pistils almost disappear when held at a distance. Sandy trichomes fill every nook and cranny of these nugs, making them appear frosty and cold. These high density nugs shaped like blunt, rounded cones will benefit from being introduced to your grinder. The flavor is minty and mysterious on the pull, with a slight tongue numbing quality. Upon exhaling you’ll taste tar and diesel as if you just licked a fresh paved road. A cerebral buzz sets in hitting you right between the eyes and leaving your body feeling numb. Great for relaxation, creative work or just plain gaming. This strain is potent and it can start your day, or completely end it depending on your dose. An indica leaning hybrid that leaves your body soothed and your mind functioning and responsive.
Grounded in value, elevated by precision. Our Half Ounce is for those who live the culture, respect the craft, and appreciate the convenience of bulk without compromising quality. High value, low profile—it’s the genius of Uncle X.
